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admin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:53:05 +0000

I don’t know why I find this so funny, but I do. Plus, I want it.

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Conversation about Adobe Creative Suite CS4

admin — Fri, 08 May 2009 21:46:31 +0000

Derek: Seen these? (Adobe CS4 Pillows http://www.mysuitestuff.com/shop.html)
Shawn: i saw those and I think they are hilarious
Shawn: it would be so strange to have your pillows become obsolete though.
Derek: yeah and then be charged $1800 to upgrade
Shawn: even worse – you buy the pillows and then your couch isn’t fast enough to hold them so you have to buy a whole new couch.
Derek: and then the neighbors come over and you’re like sit on my new couch and pillows and they’re all like, “sorry, we’re still on Pillow.v2 We’re not compatible.”
Shawn: EXACTLY – then your photoshop pillow keeps freaking out and you get stuck halfway between the couch and the fridge on a dang beachball.

Facebook Statuses Makes Me Laugh

admin — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:29:10 +0000

Quote of the Day

admin — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:49:27 +0000

“Web marketing has taken its toll on me: this morning a radio host asked someone if they had an eye twitch, I wondered what’s an iTwitch?”

- Molly (high school friend via facebook)

State of California Election Ballot: 11/6/2012

admin — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:23:47 +0000

toothpastefordinner.com

“Prop 8 – The Musical” starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more…

admin — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:16:03 +0000

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Funny Stuff

admin — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:31:50 +0000

At work, we have an employee newsletter. Recently, the editor changed, and the new one has been changing things up a bit. She has been writing a story each week about random stuff that happens in her life. Well, anyways, her husband had apparently told her this story:

Apparently, back in the day, NASA astronauts informed their R&D team that they needed a pen that could write upside down, so that when they are floating around in zero gravity, they can write easily from wherever they are. The R&D team spent big money creating prototypes, testing and retesting until they came up with the Zero Gravity Pen. It solved their need, and eventually it was even featured in a Seinfeld episode!

Now, here’s the funny part…when the Russians were faced with this same need from their astronauts, do you know what their solution was? Use a pencil.

The moral of this story? Sometimes the best answer is the simplest one. Don’t overthink every issue you face…sometimes the answer is just sitting on your desk.

Facebook is funny.

admin — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:31:14 +0000

Olympic Humor

admin — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:31:04 +0000

Tee hee. The “BRA” for Brazil is amusing.

Alcohol Study

admin — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:54:21 +0000

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles in a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud to be American!